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Nothing to much here today just brrrr cold!

day three of a very nasty headcold and my asthma is really acting up today too.

My dh is in Virginia until the 19th. That's my moan for the day. He's there, I'm here, and I don't like it!

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When I want your opinion I'll remove the duct tape.......K?

2 weeks of rain, so my yard hasn't been mowed since last month - I have corn up to my knees in the back yard from the bird feeder.
And it will be Friday before either Himself or I will have time off to do it - by then, we'll need a bush hog and a hay baler.

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When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over!
Any time God closes one door, She always opens another, even though sometimes it's Hell in the hallway.
Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, pee on it and walk away.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, prepare to die. (Klingon proverb)
Don't point. You'll poke holes in the air and all the faeries will escape.
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

It's currently snowing (light flurries) and cold here. DH is home yet AGAIN. Before i'm flamed by anyone for not wanting my DH home, it's different when they are home on a paid vacation or paid leave.........he's just home and NOT getting paid!!! Makes paying the bills a bit difficult.
Dh's unemployed brother says he wants to stop by here today since DH is home. Which translates to 2 men sitting in my living room watching tv all day. Like i didn't just spend all day yesterday cleaning up after everyone?? If they ask me to cook for them,someone's gonna die for sure!

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"Go on, get outside, get the stink blown off ya!!"

Woke up to snow - YUCK it's too early in my book!!!

Hand them both a honey-do list.

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When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over!
Any time God closes one door, She always opens another, even though sometimes it's Hell in the hallway.
Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, pee on it and walk away.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, prepare to die. (Klingon proverb)
Don't point. You'll poke holes in the air and all the faeries will escape.
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

I was up with a sick kids all night and I had to call the furnace repair man this morning.

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It's cold and my DH has completely screwed up his knee.

I have a midterm exam tomorrow, a messy house, and a husband who couldn't even put the bloody clean laundry away like I asked him to. Half a baskets worth of laundry that would have taken 30 seconds to put in the dresser. He put the basket of clean laundry ON TOP of the dresser.