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01-12-2007, 10:14 PM
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New Diet!!! Too Funny!! READ!
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Senior Mommysavers Member & Approved Trader
Last Online: 09-18-2007 07:23 AM
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Wal Mart
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My MIL just emailed me this................................
>>> >Subject: New diet
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>>>
>>>I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my
>>>dog Lola - and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I
>>>had
>>>a dog........ Duh!
>>>
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>>>I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was starting
>>>The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended
>>>up
>>>in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I
>>>awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my
>>>orifices and IV's in both arms. Her eyes about bugged out of her head.
>>>
>>>
>>>I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying
>>>it.I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it
>>>works is to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply
>>>eat
>>>one or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is
>>>nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
>>>
>>>
>>>I have to mention here that
>>>practically everyone in the line was by
>>>now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.
>>>
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>>>Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and
>>>was that why I ended up in the hospital?
>>>
>>>
>>>I said no.....I'd been sitting in the middle of the street licking
>>>my butt when a car hit me.
>>>
>>>I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.
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