That's one of mine too!

One I often use on the kids is, "my crystal ball quit working yesterday, sorry about your luck!"

"We shall never pass this way again."

"Better to beg forgiveness than ask permission!!!" (That was a favorite on high school! )

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"A friend is someone who sees through you and still enjoys the view." -Wilma Askinas

Santa's Helper Contest! Check it out!!!

Luckily I was drinking tea so it did not burn as much!!!

One of my favorites when no one will answer me is "You have to tell me, I lost my mind reading skills when I left the circus"!!

I have a plaque that says "Raising kids is like being pecked to death by chickens." It makes me smile every time I read it.

I used to put quotes in my email signatures and some of my favorites were:

All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.
Walt Disney

Let me live, love and say it well in good sentences.
Sylvia Path

Hey, the way I figure it is this: if the kids are still alive by the time my husband comes home, I've done my job.
Roseanne

You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
Sacha Guitry

Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck.
Joss Whedon

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Ordinary riches can be stolen; real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you. ~Oscar Wilde

"Why buy the bull when you can sit on the horns for free?!"
" If you love something set it free, if it comes back to you it's meant to be, if it doesn't -hunt it down and kill it!"

When I found out my ex husband was having an affair I made this comment "I can over come jail before he over comes death." I still use it when I am really pi$$ed.

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I forget exactly how it goes but it's like
A mother's days are long but the years are short.
I try to keep that one in mind when my kids are wearing me out!

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Amanda
Mommy to Zack & Emily

Well that made me laugh

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One of my dd's friends said this in the 1st grade when asked what a particular bad smell was, " If you smelled it, you dealt it".......lol

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Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. Matthew 6:34

The journey is the reward, not the destination.

Do not follow the beaten path, blaze your own trail.

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