Long story short, my oldest daughter has been away for most of the week this week. We are to pick her up today at 5 p.m. Earlier today, dh was talking to Abby (age 3) about going and picking Catie (age 14) up. Out of the blue, this short conversation ensued:

Daddy: "We gotta go get Sissy Catie today."
Abby: "I hate that hair on her butt."
Daddy: "WHAT!?!?"
Abby: (pointing to her crotch) "You know...that hair...down THERE."
Daddy: (red as a beet) "Abby, let's don't talk about that."

Kids really do say the darnedest things!!!

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!! i can only imagine 'dad's embarrasement'..I think I'd be too skeeered to tell big sis 'bout that conversation til many years down the road!!

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Whew...that was funny to me! I almost fell out of my chair reading that one. My DS (9) is looking at me like I'm nuts, saying "What's so funny...let me read it". NOT gonna happen!

That was way toooooooooo funny. I don't know which is funnier, what Abby said or thinking of your husband's reaction!!!!

I can only imagine the shades of red-

OMG. How funny. We were in Build-A-Bear today for ds' 7th birthday and I pointed out an outfit for a Luau to my son - Grass skirt and coconut bra.

Later, in the car, my dh mentioned they had it. My son said, "You mean the one with the coconuts on the breasts?"

After we recovered, we discussed why he shouldn't use that term. I made an example that it is very rude to comment to someone on their breasts. "But mommy, that's what they are." My dh doesn't edit himself and if I'm in any state of undress he says, "Nice breasts." DS brought that up. I stated that if he told his best friend, who is a girl, or any other girl they had nice breasts, it would be very rude. How would he feel if they said, "Nice penee (current word for penis)". His response, after laughing hilariously at it, "I woudn't mind." Yeah, most men don't. We had to tell him that only mommies and daddies can say that to each other.

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I can only imagine your dh's face..this was too funny

dh is VERY modest...so it shocked the snot out of him that she had even noticed that particular detail about Catie...and he sure did NOT want to talk about his 14 y/o's body...LOL Thankfully, just he and Abby were in the shop and nobody else was around. So even I didn't get to see the look on his face!

Oh my that is totally hilarious!!! I don't even know how my dh would react to that-he would probably go hide out in the garage or something!

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