I am changing my name to DADDY

Why?

Because DADDY can use the rest room in private. DADDY can take a shower in private. DADDY can make and receive phone calls without interuption. DADDY can leave the house for 10 hours and come home to a warm and enthusiastic welcome. DADDY is one of the first words a baby speaks and we revel in that. Who the heck gets excited about MOMMY?

No one in my house hold...unless of course brother has taken a favorite toy, or brother has started playing with all the toilet paper, or brother has stood in front of the TV blocking the view, or brother is hitting me...or brother is.....then it's "MOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY " all day long



Calgon take me away

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Ok, I feel much better now. Thank you for letting me vent

I keep telling mine that I am moving to China where they can't find "Mommy" for a while!!! LOL

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Christy, I soooo hear you. All I have heard today is "Mom, watch this!", "Mom, are you watching?", and "Mom, did you see that." Sometimes I would just like to swim in peace without giving full attention to others.

What about when they walk all over the house 15 times inside and out and past dad at least 1/2 of them looking for you to do this, ask for that, or tattle on sibling.........

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I just tell my kids that I'm changing my name and I won't answer them til they get it right. Of course, does it work? Nooooooooooooooooooo

Ohhhhhhhh, we have been dealing with this a lot. I got the rare chance to take a nap the other day and they walked right past their dad and woke me up!!!!

My mom used to say, "Mommy doesn't live here anymore" Then again, she had 7 of us bugging her LOL. I'm sure you could relate to that blessed with 6!:D

Sorry its not funny but I must LOL:D

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Mary

Oh how i love it here where people are the same as me. We must be living the same life. My dh will even call down for me to get my ds so he can take his prescious private bath. It steams me. I'm never have alone. As a matter of fact I left the family in the car to run into a store to get the paper and I was so lost I didn't even know where to put my hands while I was walking.

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"Before I was a Mom I didn't know the feeling of having my heart outside my body." ~Anonymous

Boy can I relate to that!!!! I even get it from my oldest who does not even live at home anymore!! She calls 20 times a day!!! DH can be right next to them and they will come find me for something!

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