.........................Yes, you are hearing it here for the very first time. I have a deep secret that only my dh and I know about. I nickname all of my kid's friends Dh is terrible with kids names and can never remember which kid i am talking about. My ds is Mr. Social Butterfly and constantly has kids calling the house or coming over, so i have developed a system of knicknames to help dh remember who is who. Yes, i know i'm weird, but i will share a few:
Tony V. = "Tony bag of donuts" from the movie My Cousin Vinnie. He reminds me of Vinnie!
Benji= "Tommyboy", he's the spitting image of a young Chris Farley!
Helena= "Rainbow Brite" she's got a different haircolor every 2 weeks and sometimes more than one color at a time!
Margie= " Queen of darkness" she likes the Goth look
Dylan= "Spillin' Dylan" great kid but he's a bit accident prone.
John= " Johnny Love" never seen a boy primp so much in my life. He loves himself.
Tony B.= "Smiles" that boy is always smiling!
As for my dd's friends:
Tabitha= "friendzilla" this was the girl who called NON stop thru the day for Dd. She was borderline stalking us!! She has since moved away, whew!
Sam= " Spam" she won't take no for an answer and won't go away either!!
Coleton= "Boltin' Coleton" he usually waits until dd comes inside for something and takes off without a good bye.
Molly= " Molly the Mouth" good kid but boy can she talk!!!
Kyle= " Kyle,Kyle, stay awhile" he's the neighbor boy, we have him here alot, we don't really mind, long story, his mother isn't the best.
Christine= " Pristine Christine" a very articulate girl, she leaves and i am looking up some of her words in the dictionary!! I am hoping some of that rubs off on DD!
There you have it, my deepest secret. Don't worry i don't use these names infront of the kids, my own kids don't even know i have these knicknames for their friends, it's just between dh and me.

***Forgot about the 2 boys i banned from the house for being too destructive. Pyscho Michael-that boy had some serious anger issues and my sweet natured dog didn't even like him! Bobby a.k.a "lollipop" because he threw a tootsie roll pop at my ds head at very close range and left a huge welt on his brow bone. I never knew a sucker could be a deadly weapon?!***

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I can't imagine you keeping them to yourself. lol! You're too funny!

Thanks for the laugh

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Oh my gosh! You are not the only one who does that. I do the same thing for my kids friends! Also, my dh has a hard time remember what parents go with what kids, so I have nicknames for the parents. There is one mom on the soccer team who is married, but is ALWAYS talking to only the dads at the practices. Especially dad's of new boys, so I call her the Dad Welcome Wagon! There is also headphone dad(he is always wearing headphones..), and crazy grandma from school (drives like a crazy woman)!

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I do that also, but it just seems to be with the people I do not know that well or do not care for. There is one school mom that I call Barbie~~she looks just like Barbie. I often worry that I may call these people my nicknames to their face!!

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That cracks me up! That is very creative of you.

That is funny. I do that with DH but it's usually when I talk about people that I work with.

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DH does this with coworkers! He comes home telling me about "cue ball" and "preacher man"! He is horrible with names and he's worked with these people for almost 2 years!

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Molly= " Molly the Mouth" good kid but boy can she talk!!!

Christine= " Pristine Christine" a very articulate girl, she leaves and i am looking up some of her words in the dictionary!! I am hoping some of that rubs off on DD!


I think I know these two. My sister and my high school best friend. Molly, my sister, talks constantly and Christina was the preppiest, most flawless person I've ever known. She's one of those, always has her hair done, always has her makeup done and super smart kind.

My DH also nicknamed all his co-workers but they're not very nice nicknames so I wont repeat! I must admit they are really funny though!! LOL!

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Funny!!!

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Parker, Wyndser, and Carson....................Wyndser (in blue) with her cousin