Every now and then you hear mention of the "mother ship." Weirdo cults, sci-fi movies, politics… the Mothership.

So I was thinking…

What if the mothership is where all the moms get to go for a nice relaxing cruise, with well-tanned and oiled cabana boys, tall cold beverages, and endless massages?

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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.
-- H. L. Mencken

If so, then Beam me up Scotty! I want a ride on the Mother Ship!!!

Kemtee, honey, have you been hitting the sauce already?? I know it's Friday, but I try to wait till 5 oclock.....

It's the meds talking, Kimmy…

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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.
-- H. L. Mencken

Oh I like your version! Sounds way better than mind altering alien beings *& anal probes

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Count me in...dh has been outta town all week, it's been raining here & I've been cooped up with these kids that keep calling me Mommy!

I just laughed so loud reading this that the guys in the office looked at me with the strangest looks on their face.

That was pretty funny Kimmy!

What's the occupancy on this Mother Ship of yours?

Beam me up too Kemtee/scotty!

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We buy things we dont need,
with money we dont have,
in order to impress people
we dont like?
(Ramsey, D)

When you get beamed up just don't drink the cool-aid

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You stay in the helicopter....I'll wrestle the alligators