How about if you acted like your own home was the BB house and make a video of that?

*Stage a phony Head of Household competition in your back yard with your kids as contestants
*Have your kids seated at the kitchen table with bowls of mush and have the oldest say, "Slop AGAIN, Mom?"
*Pretend to have a talk about strategy with your your son while he's in his crib with the infra-red night vision video going

You get the picture...

Then at the end of the video say something like "Give me the chance to play for real!"

Oh GOD!! I just saw these suggestions. Those are so funny. If Ember doesn't use them, maybe you should use them and try out Kim.