You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender.

Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.

A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male, didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!

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Debbie

"Watch the pennies and the dollars will take care of themselves." --Benjamin Franklin

That's too funny

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~*JAMI*~ GO RED SOX! WORLD CHAMPIONS!

I needed the laugh today..loved it

That was great thanks!!

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that was funny, I needed a smile today, thanks for posting

Anne

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"When we know better we do better" Maya Angelou

cute! love it:D

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"We get so much in the habit of
wearing a disguise before others that we
eventually appear disguised before ours

never thought about those....thx for making my day.

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My JSEVENS: JJ, Jaren, Jocelyn, Jamie, Jasmine, Jordan
"Mom of Seven...Darn Proud"

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