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Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
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If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
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Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
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I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.
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So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
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If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
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Illiterate? Write For Help.
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Honk If Anything Falls Off.
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Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
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He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost,
But is Miles From The Next Exit.
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I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits
With An Unarmed Person.
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You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!
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I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
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Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
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(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...
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Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph
Also Are Timed For 70 mph
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Guys: No Shirt, No Service
Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
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If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does
My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
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Ax Me About Ebonics.
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Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.
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Boldly Going Nowhere.
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Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.
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Heart Attacks: God's Revenge
For Eating His Animal Friends
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Honk If You've Never Seen
An Uzi Fired >From A Car Window.
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How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down
Before He Admits He is Lost?
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GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.
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All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.
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AND Finally



"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED
TO BE CHANGED OFTEN, AND FOR THE SAME REASON"

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You must do the thing you think you cannot do~
-Eleanor Roosevelt

I think Cover Me, Im Changing Lanes is probably my favorite!!

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"Go on, get outside, get the stink blown off ya!!"

I love them thanks for posting Im going to send them to my brother he is worse than Tadhg.

I posted this one before one of my birthday presents from my respectful and well manned eldest son was a car sticker that said........

"Be careful how you treat your children they pick your nursing home"

Hes looking in Saudi for one for me when the time comes:D

Anne

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"When we know better we do better" Maya Angelou

I love those. I'm probably going to forward them out to friends.

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Alicia (Tree-hugger wannabe)
mom to Shawn, Jake, and Toad
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oh, I saw this the other day, it was NOT on a bumper sticker but a t-shirt, and I so think it needs to be on a bumper sticker....



We have all seen the one that say

MY HONOR STUDENT BEAT UP YOUR HONOR STUDENT....

well this ones just for me...


MY IMAGINARY FRIEND BEAT UP YOUR IMAGINARY FRIEND.....

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IF THERE'S ANYTHING THAT CAN MATCH THE HEIGHTS OF A MOTHERS-LOVE...

IT'S THE DEPTHS OF A MOTHERS GUILT!!!