A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had
> shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept
> no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a
> shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her
> husband never to open or ask her about.
>
> For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day
> the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not
> recover. In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took
> down the shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside. She agreed that
> it was time that he should know what was in the box. When he opened
> it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money totaling $95,000.
> He asked her about the contents. "When we were to be married," she said,
> "my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never
> argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just
> keep quiet and crochet a doll."
>
> The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two
> precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two
> times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with
> happiness.
>
> "Honey," he said, "that explains the doll, but what about all of
> this money? Where did it come from?"
>
> Oh," she said, "That's the money I made from selling the dolls."
>
> Women will love this...
>
> A Prayer.......
>
> Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man; love to forgive
> him; and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for
> strength, I'll beat him to death. Amen!
>

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ROTFL! Great joke!

Too funny. :P

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SAHM to Elias 3/00, Camdyn 7/03 and Teagan 5/08

How funny, But could really use that prayer.

That was funny!