An elderly couple, Ray and Louise, are "seniors" in Montana. Ray
always wanted a pair of cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day,
he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the
house and says to his wife: "notice anything different about me?"

Louise looks him over, "nope."

Frustrated Ray storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks
back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he
asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT NOW?"

Louise looks up and says, "Ray, what's different: It's hanging down
today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again
tomorrow.
Furious, Ray yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, Louise?
IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!! !!!!!!!

To which Louise replies,

"Shoulda bought a hat, Ray. Shoulda bought a hat."

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