Went to the movie the other night. I sat in an aisle seat as I usually
do because it feels a little roomier.

Just as the feature was about to start a blonde from the center of the
row got up and started working her way out.

"Excuse me, sorry, oops, excuse me, pardon me, gotta hurry, oops,
excuse me."

By the time she got to me I was trying to look around her and I was a
little impatient so I said, "Couldn't you have done this a little earlier?"

"No!!" she said in a loud whisper, "The TURN OFF YOUR CELL PHONE PLEASE message just flashed up and mine is in the car."

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Stephanie (27) & Virgil (31)
Caden 3 y.o. 11/28/04 29w preemie
Wyatt 17 mos. 9/25/06
#3 due 8/24/08

I had to read it twice to figure it out but thats a good one.