The wife went to the doctor for her yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basics.

"How much do you weigh?" she asks.

"115," She say. The nurse puts her on the scale. It turns out her weight is 140.

The nurse asks, "Your height?" "5 foot 8," She say.

The nurse checks and saws that she is only measure 5' 3".

She then takes her blood pressure and tells her it is very high.

"Of course it's high!" she screamed, "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"

She put her on Prozac.

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Stephanie (27) & Virgil (31)
Caden 3 y.o. 11/28/04 29w preemie
Wyatt 17 mos. 9/25/06
#3 due 8/24/08