If I watch my kid do this _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ one more time, I am going to _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

If I watch Ty throw his banana on the floor one more time, I am going to LOSE it!

If I have to watch Carrie unroll my yarn ball one more time,
I'm going to rip off her arm and beat her with the bloody end of it.

(Ok, maybe not.)

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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.
-- H. L. Mencken

Thanks for the chuckle...that was good!

If I watch Jacob suck his pacifier one more time, I am going to tie his tongue in a knot!

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Alicia (Tree-hugger wannabe)
mom to Shawn, Jake, and Toad
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If my kids whine one more time, I'm gonna run out and get a different kind! Wine! So sick of it!

Ok, if I see my dd change her clothes one more time...I am going to padlock her dresser. And...if I see ds run in my house one more time...I am going to duct tape his feet together! (I even told him this today )

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If I have to watch my kids make a huge mess in the room I just cleaned one more time I am going to scream my head off and then I am going to go and make a huge mess in both of their rooms and make them pick it up. Then when they are done picking it up I am going to mess it up again just so they know how it feels to have all your hard work undone.