Al Gore and Bill and Hillary Clinton go to heaven, and God addresses Al
first. ''Al, what do you believe in?''

Al replies: "Well, I believe that I won that election, but that it was
your will that I did not serve. And I've come to understand that now.''

God thinks for a second and says: "Very good. Come and sit at my left.''

God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?''

Bill Replies: "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never held
a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me.''

God thinks for a second and says: "You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit
at my right.''

Then God addresses Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?''
She replies: "I believe you're in my chair.''

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Of course my first thought was, what chance does bill clinton have of making it to heaven??

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