You know your a mom when.....

voni · **You know your a mom when.....**

1. You have no clean clothes. They're all covered in food, Kool-aid, and snot.
2. When your collection of diapers and wipes is the most important item in your house.
3. When you have fished at least one thing out of the toilet.
4. When you hear the toilet flush and a nervous laugh
5. When you have to install a new toilet because you were unable to retrieve object.(all true by the way!)
6. you start "baby talking" to your husband and others
7. you know YOUR babies cry in a nursery full of crying kids.
8. you can ignore wining.
9. you can hold the baby in one hand, talk on the phone, and empty the dishwasher all at the same time.
10. you find yourself blowing on your own food to cool it off. (like you do for your baby when its hot)
11. you still wake up (out of habit) in the middle of the night.
12. you look in your purse and find Babies or Ponys in it.
13. You don't have a purse, your purse is your diaper bag
14. When you get your husband food and then cut it up in little piece's, then relize it's not for your child.
15. You ask your husband if he has to go potty.
16. your toilet is never flushed.
17. You go to a restaurant not because of the great food but because they have a kids eat free night
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Okey, its your turn! You know your a mom when........

Bucsnpats · 03-19-2007, 07:07 AM

Those were funny.....

Here is my story when dd was around 5, we went to a Blue's Clues concert/show.

You know your a mom when...

1) you go to a "concert" and every car in the parking garage is a minivan
2) while watching/listening to the "concert" you have a bottle of formula poured on you and not a bottle of beer
3) you drag your teenage babysitter to the "concert" with you
4) all of the "screaming fans" are all under the age of 6 (and we all know that kids are way louder than teenage girls)
5) on the way home when you are lost, and then find the right street...you start singing Amazing Grace

I think that is all I can come up with for now....

Z&E'sMommy · 03-19-2007, 07:23 AM

Those are cure!

MegNAbbysMom · 03-19-2007, 08:37 AM

Ya know, I used to carry cute little purses all the time and since I've been a mom I have been carrying around these duffle bag looking things! I guess that one is definately me!!!

sunburn107 · 03-19-2007, 10:46 AM

You know you're a mom when:

1. you refer to a cut, bruise, etc. on yourself as a boo-boo.
2. the band-aid you are wearing has Dora or Hello Kitty (etc.) on it.
3. You DVD collection contains more Disney movies than anything else.
4. You finding yourself singing " Wonerpets, Wonderpets, we're on our way... " as you are making dinner (yes, this is me!)