I want to live my next life backwards:

IT SHOULD GO THIS WAY
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better
every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your
first day.
You work forty years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party,
and be generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you
play, and you have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then...
You spend your last nine months floating peacefully in
luxury,
in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service
on tap, and then...
You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.

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I got this in an email.

Too Funny!!

I needed a laugh...

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Bump. EVERYONE needs THIS laugh!!

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this is so funny. now that you mention it, that would be great!

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