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Old 04-06-2007, 04:12 PM   #1
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A blonde heard that milk baths would make her more beautiful, so she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your Note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?" The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons of milk. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath".

The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"

The blonde said, "No, just up to my boobs."

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Old 04-06-2007, 04:50 PM   #2
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Old 04-10-2007, 06:12 PM   #3
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lol. That's cute. I could see my sister saying something like that.
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Old 04-10-2007, 06:15 PM   #4
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Yeah, I tried that, but it didn't work...I just seemed to attract more cats.....hmmmmLOL
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Old 04-10-2007, 06:16 PM   #5
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Thats cute--Sounds like my DD! Shes a true blond.
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