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08-04-2006, 07:08 AM
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RENT FOR APARTMENT--funny!
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Last Online: 08-31-2008 01:40 AM
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Ohio
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RENT FOR APARTMENT
A businessman meets a beautiful girl and agrees to spend the night
with her for $500. So they do. Before he leaves, he tells her that
he does not have any cash with him, but he will have his secretary
write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR
APARTMENT."
On the way to the office he regrets what he has done, realizing
that the whole event was not worth the price. So he has his
secretary send a check for $250 and enclosed the following typed
note:
Dear Madam:
Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of
your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because
when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that:
1) It had never been occupied.
2) That there was plenty of heat.
3) That it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.
However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that
there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large.
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for
$250 with the following note:
Dear Sir,
First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful
apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat,
there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on.
Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but
if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame
the landlady.
Send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present
landlady.
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