This is the fairy tale that should have been read to us when we were
little:

Once upon a time

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in a land far away,

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a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess

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happened upon a frog as she sat
contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted pond
in a verdant meadow near her castle.

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The frog hopped into the princess' lap
and said: " Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.

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One kiss from you, however,
and I will turn back
into the dapper, young prince that I am

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and then, my sweet, we can marry

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and set up housekeeping in your castle

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with my mother,

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where you can prepare my meals,

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clean my clothes, bear my children,

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and forever feel

grateful and happy doing so. "
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That night,
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as the princess dined sumptuously
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on lightly sauteed frog legs
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seasoned in a white wine
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and onion cream sauce,
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she chuckled and thought to herself:
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I don't freakin think so.

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~*JAMI*~ GO RED SOX! WORLD CHAMPIONS!

Soooooo cute. Love it!!

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"Before I was a Mom I didn't know the feeling of having my heart outside my body." ~Anonymous

Lol!!!!

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We buy things we dont need,
with money we dont have,
in order to impress people
we dont like?
(Ramsey, D)

he he he....I love this!

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The mighty oak started out as a nut that held its ground.