Jack has died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out Jack's Last Will and Testament.

To my dear wife Esther, I leave the house, 50 acres of land and 1 million dollars.

To my son Barry, I leave my big Lexus and the Jaguar.

To my daughter Suzy, I leave my yacht and $250,000.

And to my brother-in-law Jeff, who always insisted that health is better than wealth, I leave my sun lamp.

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Jen

That's cute!

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My Mama always said, "Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
(Forrest Gump--1994)

That's funny...

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