A girlfriend sent me this forward, and I laughed so hard I had to pass it along: (some might not appreciate it so much....warning! )

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to
make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day I went down town and into a
shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes and when I came
out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

I said to him, "Come on, son, how about giving a retired
person a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him
a "Wus." He glared at me and wrote another ticket for
having worn tires.

So I called him a "doughnut-eating psychopath."

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield
with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on
for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets
he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus, and
the car he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker
that said, "Hillary in '08."

I try to have a little fun each day, now that I'm retired.

It's important to my health.

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My Mama always said, "Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
(Forrest Gump--1994)

My husband will love this one!

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