When to start Cussing....

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?"
says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we started cussing. The 4 year
old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, "When we go
downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say
something with a$#." The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants
for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen
floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying hi s eyes out, with his
mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room
and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks wi th a stern
voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?" "I don't know", he
blubbers, "but you can bet your fat a$# it won't be Cheerios !

That was hilliarious!!!!

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My boys are 6 and 4, and I just fwd this to my DH and asked if our kids would dare do this to me? My boys have started saying "What the", and they get time out just for that, so i don't think they wanna test me with H & A words.

Love it!

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That was a good one!! I emailed that to my DH, he will love it.

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That was a good one! LOL!

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too funny

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Lmmfaoooo!

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