Skinny little guy gets into an elevator where a huge man stands beside him. The little guy looks up at the big guy in amazement. The big guy then looks down at him and says "7 foot tall, 280 lbs., 5 lbs. in privates, Turner Brown." The little guy drops to the floor and passes out. The big guy brings him to and asked if he was okay. In a shaky voice the little guy says "Excuse me but what did you say to me???" The big guy replies "Well I saw you staring so I figured I would answer the questions I usually get asked, I'm 7 foot tall, weigh 280 lbs. I have 5 lbs. of privates, and my name is Turner Brown" The little guy then says "OH SWEET JESUS! I THOUGHT YOU SAID TURN AROUND!!"

__________________
Mommy to Nolan 7, Trevor 5, Kayley 4, Jessica 2, and Rebecca 1, and the newbie not born yet. Don't have a name picked out.

LOL.

__________________
Booooooooooooo

__________________
Do you like SAMPLES ~ BARGAINS or CREATIVE ideas?
Click on the BLUE words to learn more about Mommysavers!!!

__________________