Things Mom Would Never Say


"How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?"


"Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too"


"Just leave all the lights on ... it makes the house look more cheery"


"Let me smell that shirt -- Yeah, it's good for another week"


"Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day"


"Well, if Timmy's mom says it's OK, that's good enough for me."


"The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here."


"I don't have a tissue with me ... just use your sleeve"


"Don't bother wearing a jacket - the wind-chill is bound to improve"

Sorry..I'll have to think of something, but

How about: "Sure you can get a hotel room on prom night! Here, take my credit card!"

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Bekah
Co-founder and CEO of the NOVITZKE FAMILY INC.

or: "Cookies for breakfast? Sure...I mean it's made out of flour just like bread so it's almost the same!"

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Bekah
Co-founder and CEO of the NOVITZKE FAMILY INC.

LOL, here's one:

"Don't clean your room so often. It makes the rest of the house look bad. "

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Go ahead and eat off the floor, "5 second rule"

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