THINGS YOU DON'T HEAR ANYMORE........



Be sure to refill the ice trays, we're going to have company after while.

Watch for the postman, I want to get this letter to Aunt Mary in the mail today.

Quit slamming the screen door when you are on your way out!

Be sure and pull the windows down when you leave, it looks like a shower is coming up.

Don't forget to wind the clock before you go to bed.

Wash your feet before you go to bed, they are nasty from playing outside all day barefooted.

Why can't you remember to roll up your pant legs? Getting them caught in the bicycle chain so many times is tearing them up.

You have torn the knees out of that pair of pants so many times there is nothing left to put a patch on.

Don't you go outside with your good school clothes on!

Go comb your hair; it looks like the rats have nested in it all night.

Be sure and pour the cream off the top of the milk when you open the new bottle.

Take that empty bottle to the store with you so you won't have to pay a deposit on another one.

Put a dish towel over the cake so the flies won't get on it.

Quit jumping on the floor! I have a cake in the oven and you are going to make it fall if you don't quit!

Let me know when the Fuller Brush man comes by, I need to get a few things from him.

You boys stay close by, the car may not start and I will need you to help push it off.

There's a dollar in my purse, get 5 gallons of gas when you go to town.

Open the back door and see if we can get a breeze through here, it is getting hot.

You can walk to the store; it won't hurt you to get some exercise.

Don't sit too close to the TV. It is hard on your eyes.

If you pull that stunt again, I am going to wear you out!

Don't lose that button; I'll sew it back on after awhile.

Wash under your neck before you come to the table, you have beads of dirt and sweat all under there.

Get out from under the sewing machine; pumping it messes up the thread!

Be sure and fill the lamps this morning so we don't have to do that tonight in the dark.

Here, take this old magazine to the toilet with you when you go, we are almost out of paper out there.

Go out to the well and draw a bucket of water so I can wash dishes.

Don't turn the radio on now, I want the battery to be up when the Grand Ole Opry comes on.

No! I don't have nine cents for you to go to the show. Do you think money grows on trees?

Eat those vegetables, they'll make you big and strong like your daddy.

That dog is NOT coming in this house! I don't care how cold it is out there, dogs just don't come in the house.

Sit still! I'm trying to get your hair cut straight and you keep moving and it is all botched up.

Hush your mouth! I don't want to hear words like that! I'll wash your mouth out with soap!

It is time for your system to be cleaned out. I am going to give you a dose of castor oil tonight.

If you get a spanking in school and I find out about it, you'll get another one when you get home.

Quit crossing your eyes! They will get stuck that way!

Soak your foot in this pan of coal oil so that bad cut won't get infected.

When you take your driving test, don't forget to signal each turn. Left arm straight out the window for a left turn; left arm bent up at the elbow for a right turn; and straight down to the side of the door when you are going to stop.

It is: "Yes Ma'am!" and "No Ma'am!" to me, young man, and don't you forget it!

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how true!!

Woa 5 gallons of gas for a dollar? lol

I Still Say say some of those sayings.

Sadly, I still have to fill the ice trays. I hope a new fridge is in my near future though. We have had ours since we first got married. It's about 18 yrs old.

Flip the record over so we can hear the other side.

Do you have a penny to weigh down the needle on the stereo?

Don't forget to rewind the tape before you return it or they'll charge you an extra fee.

Get off the phone! That is an expensive long distance call!

Oh no! It is a telegram.

We have to wait until after 7pm our time to call Grandma. (also a long distance call)

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Experiences our children will probably never have ...

- Having Mom's arm flung across their chest when she has to stop short.

- Having to miss out on watching their favorite TV show because Dad is watching the news on the only TV set in the house.

- Having to miss out on watching their favorite TV show because it was pre-empted by an important news report.

- Wondering if their latest crush called while they away from the house. (Before voicemail or cellphones)

- Being able to open the vent window when you want just a little air in the car.

- Being able to sleep (or ride) on the ledge behind the backseat in a sedan.

- Begging your sister to wash the dishes in a few minutes so they can talk on the phone (on the only phone in the house which is in the kitchen).

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I can't remember where I read it, but I have more than once. No, they won't get stuck, and sitting too close to the TV will strain your eyes, but no permanent damage.

One of my own:

"Here's your change."

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