Top 20 Cheesiest Pick-up Lines



20. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

19. You must be Jamaican, because Ja-mai-can me crazy.

18. You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
17. Your father’s a thief; he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

16. Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!

15. Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.

14. What’s your sign?

13. Is your dad a terrorist? Because you’re the bomb!

12. Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good

11. Are you a bird collector? ‘Cause you’ve got a nice set of hooters.

10. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

9. I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!

8. Excuse me. I’m from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I’m going to have to ask you to assume the position.

7. Damn girl, you have more curves than a racetrack.

6. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

5. Let’s make like fabric softener and Snuggle.

4. If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning."

3. Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

2. Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

and the number 1 Cheesiest pick-up line is

1. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?

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