Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never thought about:

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? < /FONT>

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

This is cute!!
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
this one is my fav!
thanks for posting!!

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Those were cute!! Thanx

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Oh I love those. Thanks for sharing.

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I've been boo'ed!!

THis is too cute. It does make you think about some of those things..

Thanks for sharing!!!

Kim

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i did start to sing.... LOL
thanks again for the giggle!

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baa baa black sheep has the same tune as twinkle and abc

why do I know this? because I can seemingly remember everything that is completely that is absolutely useless but nothing important

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Yep, they do...!!

My sister once asked us these two:
1. Where did all the birds go during the depression? (she was 10)
2. If you plug one end of an extension cord into the other, does it give itself power that just goes round and round? (she was 11)

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How many of you are still singing- LOL

I was!

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