Christian One Liners

Don't let your worries get the best of you; remember,
Moses started out as a basket case.
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Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors.
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It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose,
but mosquitoes come close.
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When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there.
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People are funny; they want the
front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.
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Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door
forever.
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Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn't
belong.
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If the church wants a
better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has.
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Some minds are like concrete:
thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
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Peace starts with a smile.
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I don't know why some people change churches;
what difference does it make which one you stay home from?!
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A lot of church members who are singing
"Standing on the Promises" are just sitting on the premises.
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We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.
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Be ye fishers of men. You catch them - He'll clean them.
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Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
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Don't put a question mark where God put a period.
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Forbidden fruits create many jams.
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God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
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God grades on the cross, not the curve.
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God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit"
over "religious nuts!"
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God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
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He who angers you, controls you!
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If God is your Co-pilot - swap seats!
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Prayer:
Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!
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The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.
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The Will of God never takes you to where the Grace of God will not
protect you.
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We don't change the message, the message changes us.
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You can tell how big a person is by what it takes
to.........discourage him.

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Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children."
--Author Unknown

Thank You for 'Gentle Reminders'

Those were too funny and absolutely true.

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Formerly known as Mrs12bfishin

how cute. it made my heart smile when I saw this!