Okay. Here is a picture. The lucky winner will get to choose between a snowman which is designed to be able to put a light in the bottom which will shine through the eyes, buttons, nose, etc. or the bowl. Again good luck. Already have several good stories. It is really going to be hard to choose!!!

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When I was pregnant I had to get an amniocestsis cause I had placenta previa and the specialist ob/gyn was talking to me about it cause he was going to be the one who did it (which I ended up in the hospital anyways so they just did it there) but he was like I have had a few babies push out the needle and I was with my mom when I was talking to him and she went back when i got ultrasounds. I was like that would be my kid. cause he had such a personality any time my doctor would listen to his heart beat he would move so she couldnt listen and every time I got an ultrasound he would MOON us he wanted me to know he was a boy. Well when I had my amnio sure enough that little booger pushed the needle out and I had to get two!

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Here is a couple more pregnant sheila stories......
When I was pregnant there was a commerical and I cant remember what it was for but it had huge things on it and they sang BIG BIG BIG BIG welll I was HUGE when I was pregnant and I was in my room when the commerical came on I thought I was alone so I started dancing and stomping my feet and wiggling my butt and my mom was standing there the whole time watching me she still makes fun of me about it.

When I was like 32 weeks pregnant I had a blocked milk duct and I had to go to the doctor and my doctor wasn't in so I had to see another doctor who I had talked to on the phone a few times after hours and she even had me go to the hospital once. I was HUGE I gained 50 pounds during my pregnancy and it was all in my stomach and chest (I had major preggo belly) and so I go in there and we are talking for like 5 mins shes reading my chart and she was like when was your last period and I was like Dec. 17th and this was in July. and she looks at me and shes like oh your pregnant? I was like ya think?

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My son is just starting to potty train. Yesterday morning, he sat on the potty chair. When nothing came out, he said, "It didn't work!" I told him it was okay, we'd try again later.

We then went downstairs, he ran into that bathroom, and declared, "Maybe THIS one will work!"

I cracked up! I hope you enjoy!

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When my son was 3, we were in line at chick-fil-a. They had a tray of brownies by the register in glass. My son said "look mommy, those poo-poo's have nuts on the top of them!!" I have never looked at one of their brownies the same since!!

He REALLY thought they were poop! He asked me while we were eating why they put nuts on the poop!

When my daughter was 3 and my son was just born, she looked in the nursery and said to my husband,"Can we put it back and have a girl come out instead."
Since she has had another brother come along, but never requested to "exchange" him. She did comment that,"Great! Now I don't get to have a bunk bed!"

Ok..here is a funny story. My middle daughter has always been kind of "dingy" if you will...her head is always in the clouds so to speak. One evening while I was cooking my husband was cleaning up and picking random things up off the floor. He left the room and came back only to find a pair of her socks strewn on the floor that he had just cleaned up. He said to her"Julianna go in the living room and roll your socks up together" (meaning put them together as a pair ) and when we came into the living room she was down on the floor w/ a sock in each hand rolling them back and forth on the floor. I thought I would die laughing at this...she thought he literally meant to roll them on the floor. That is one I'll never forget.

That is too funny!!!!

It was actually my niece that I was watching at the time that left me speechless. She was about 4 years old and on TV there was a quick blurp about Britney Spears being a virgin.(obviously this was years ago) My very innocent beautiful niece asked me "Auntie what is a virgin" well I thought and I thought and I said Brenna, Auntie will talk with Mommy and either Mommy or I will tell you this afternoon" A few minutes went by and I was happy that she was satisfied until she very boldly said" Auntie if you DON'T know what it means just tell me you don't know"


Same niece a few years earlier was in my room when I was dressing. I am very modest or was very modest so I was trying to shield myself without making her feel I was hiding. Brenna was looking around and asked so gently "Auntie why do you have brown bum hair" What I was horrified, I told her that all woman had hair and that is part of growing older. Well she looked at me and said "When I get older I want Pink Bum Hair"

This girl is now 13 and I love to remind her of her questions and such. I can not wait for her to have her own kiddos or nieces. Again sorry if this is way to offensive. It was funny at the time...

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My gourds made the front page of the paper!!