These are hilarious!! Keep them coming!!

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This happened when I was in middle school but it is still something that comes up when we get together with friends. We were playing flashlight tag at school, at a late night event for the students. Keep in mind that I live in the country and there isn't loads of light except in the parking lot, which we weren't anywhere near. So I was running trying to keep from being "tagged" and I knew that there was a swing set I just wasn't sure which one, big or small in the path that I was running in. I just took a guess at it being the big one, well boy was I wrong. I thought that I was going to duck under the cross supporting beam well no I slammed my face into the cross beam and majorly blacked my own eye. So to say the least the next day or should I say weeks everyone at school picked on me. The bad thing is that mom took pictures.

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Well sometimes I have a twisted sense of humor (so I hope no one is offended)...anyway when I first started my job as a Pharmacist we were filling a lady's Alzheimer medication and the tech had typed the directions wrong so I was telling her to correct it from morning to night...so she jokingly said morning/night what's the difference and I said well I suppose not much if she can't "remember to take it".....at that moment I looked up and her husband was directly in front of the pharmacy and said back to me...
"I'll make sure she remembers to take it". I was thouroughly embarrased (because obviously Alzheimers is no joking matter)....and learned my lesson not to talk about people's medication with my co-workers.

I was in drama club for a couple years in high school. We were doing a play called "Et tu Brute" (which was a spoof on Julius Ceasar). I was playing the part of the wife of one of them. Well we had to wear togas (which we made out of flat sheets). I had apparently made my toga too tight at the bottom. When I walked around I looked like a mummy trying to walk around.....
When we watched the video of it later, we all laughed!

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mom to Jacob 6 yrs. old (first grader!!)
Nathan 5 yrs. old (registered for kindergarten!!)
wife to Matt for 7 yrs.

In my first year teaching, quite a funny thing happened. Prior to having a child and somewhat fashion conscious at the time, I wore thongs quite often so I didn't have pantylines show. While teaching a Kindergarten music class, Donnie, one of my students, was trying to tell me something. He had severe speech problems, and I couldn't really make out what he was saying a lot of the time. However, I knew it was important to have him repeat himself multiple times until he was understood. I asked Donnie to repeat 3 or 4 times, and I could tell he was getting very frustrated. The last time he was practically yelling. Another student in the class translated for me.... "Mrs. Wells, I can see your underwear, and it's not all there." As I'm bent over listening to the kids, the rest of the class turns to take a peak at my rear end. Thankfully, I was teaching little ones - but I'm a little more cautious as to my wardrobe choice now.

Ok, I'll bite, Jen!

When I was about 12, I went swimming with a friend of my at the community pool. Our pool is a big circle w/the "deep end" actually being in the center. There's a fence to separate the shallow and deep ends. Well, we get to the fence and then swim out to the middle island. I figured I got up the nerve to go out there, might at well take at try at the diving boards, too. So, my friend and I both dived and then surfaced. We're sitting there talking but still in the water and after about five minutes, she looks at me and asks, "hey, did you know you're boob is hanging out?" I about died. Being 12 and very shy and self-conscious I was absolutely mortified!

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Marcy ~ I can totally relate! But sometimes, you have to joke about Alzheimers.

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OK the vote is in and

awells you are the winner!!! Dh said it's every little boys dream! LOL

Pm me your address please!

Thanks everyone else, dh and I had a good laugh!

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ROFL,, what a GREAT thread this was,, AND I'm laughing at how your hubby chose! thanks to all ya'll

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Ha!!! I didn't know 5 and 6 year-old boys were dreaming that already. I thought girls were still icky!!! Tell your hubby I said THANKS!!! I'm sending you a PM.