My almost five year old loves jokes. I'm running out of them. What are your kids favorite jokes to share?

Wyatt has been getting the jokes off the string cheese wrappers.

What kind of dance does a hamburger go to?
A meat ball

What kind of fairy doesn't take a bath?
Stinkerbell

Ok so what do you all have?

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Jodie....Wife to Andrew (1995)
Mommy to Riley (2000) and Wyatt (2003)

Unfortunately, my dd's favorite joke makes no sense.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange is going to peel itself off into a banana.

I've heard this joke several times a day for months.

We have knock knocks and it goes constantly it seems

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?

(repeat and repeat and repeat until finally....)

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

I'll have to try to teach her this version.. LOL!

We have been checking joke books out at the library!

Why is six afraid of seven?

Because seven eight nine
(ate)

What do you call a banana thats been stepped on?
A banana splat

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
It was feeling crumby

I also have looked online here is one site
Kids' Jokes - Knock Knock Jokes

This is a knock knock from there!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ketchup
Ketchup who??
Ketchup with ya soon!
Danielle (13) New York



Did you hear the joke about the pair of cats?
It's a tale of two kitties

There are also jokes on the store bought popsicle sticks.

Oh yesssssssssssssss this is a favorite of Wyatt's too!!!!!! Somedays when he says banana i have to run away fast!!!

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Jodie....Wife to Andrew (1995)
Mommy to Riley (2000) and Wyatt (2003)

here is one my oldest ds made up when he was in kindy

what do you call a skinny horse?

a boney pony!

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Speaking of which, does anyone remember the CLEAN elephant jokes? You know, as in ... Why does an elephant wear red tennis shoes? So he can hide in a cherry tree.

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what do you call a silly snake?

hisssterical!! that was another of my older ds's favs as a younger child.

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