Ebay sellers:

Today, toss or donate 5 items you thought you would sell but didn't or listed but they never sold.

All other ladies:

Knick-knacks. Today get rid of 5 "sit arounds". You know...those decorative items that people keep giving you, even though you don't really like them. Why does everyone think you collect this stuff anyway? I mean really, you say you like one donkey planter and all of a sudden this is the gift of choice for you...until the end of time.

You also have permission to get rid of the weird statue that you only bring out when aunt geraldine comes to visit.