See!!! After my whole rant in the "Disliking your child" thread... this is what happens...
*this is from my myspace blog...*
So, the last 3 days.. have been HELL. Brooke and ESPECIALLY Bailey have been..... unbearable. I dont know what they ate.. drank.. who gave them insane kill mom pills.. but man... Im serious.. I almost lost on them SEVERAL times. I wont go into all the details.. except one.
After many many threats.. I told them to sit their butts on the couch and DO NOT MOVE. I HAD to take a shower.. and bathe DJ. So we are in the shower and Im screaming at Bailey to come hand me DJ's soap and she wont answer... meaning they are off the couch. She finally comes in there and I ask where they are.. she says "sissy is playing her game." Meaning she's on the computer. I tell her to get off the computer because they are grounded from it.
She says ok.. and trots off. I get out of the shower, get dressed, get DJ dressed.. walk in the living room... no girls... walk in the scrapbook room...
They are sitting at my scrapbook desk messing with EVERYTHING and Brooke has scissors to her HAIR. I about went balistic. We've had this talk MANY MANY MANY times before. They KNOW they dont play with scissors.. and they KNOW they are not allowed at my desk. So the look in their eyes when they saw me.... they were in for it. I grabbed Brooke up and told her if she wanted to cut her hair that was FINE! We would SHAVE HER BALD! She went nuts as I drug her ass into the bathroom and told her I was shaving her head just like daddies. Put her up on the counter, got the clippers out, tunred them on...she's freaking out.... Bailey is freaking out.....
I scared the **** out of them... I dont think they'll touch scissors again until they are forced to.
At first.. it didnt look like Brooke had done much damage. As I pull on her hair and more and more and more hair comes out in my hand... I get more and more livid. She cut A LOT. So I put them to bed... I was just beyond furious.. it was 6pm and they were in bed.
So... tonight I give them a bath.. thinking all day as I look at her stringy hair.. that its bad in a few places.. but that you couldnt really tell. So anyway, I bathe her.. get her out.. brush it.. and ...it was BAD. I mean.. pixie bangs in some parts.. the back.. it was a mangled mess. So, I got the scissors out... and chopped it all off. Now she looks like a little Darren with a chilli bowl.
Its just aweful.
She loves it, however. And Bailey too! Bailey wants to cut hers just like it. Im like ummmmm... no lets wait on that. Darren is gonna flip. Not really.. at least it grows quickly.. but damnit! Its just frustrating.
Anyway... the next time you see her... you BETTER tell her you LOVE her new haircut and how CUTE she is! Cause she is still pretty damn cute... but just kinda looks like a boy.. we need some cute clips... and will be wearing dresses for a few months!
THIS is the crap Im talking about!
It will make a great story when the kids are older
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I meant to say I would think she was a boy
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