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06-28-2008, 04:14 PM
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Pour me another!
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Mommysavers Goddess
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I'm ready for a row of shots and another one waiting!  It has been one of THOSE days.... You know -- "Can I having something to eat? No I don't want THAT TOWEL! I want the one with the lines closer together!!!... Can I having something to eat? I want a long spooooon!... I can't find my bus. No, not that bus, the one with the things that go VROOSH when you press the thing next to the black part? I want THAT ONE!! .... Can I having something to eat? But she (the kitty) wants to be pulled by her leg - look, she's not meowling. I had to get the ant off her Mom. Can I having something to eat? MOM MOM!!! Can I having something to eat? I don't want that, that's nasty. Something smells in the kitchen. Maybe it's Daddy. [  ] Can I having something to eat? Mommy? Mom. Hey Mom. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM. Are you listening to me? Mom? Mom."
"What?"
"Can I having something to eat?"
I'm hitting the liquor store tonight after DH gets home from work. Forget Calgon, I'm gonna go with Captain Morgan. Cheers!
PS - In the 3 minutes it took me to type this, I took count: DS said "Mom" (or something similiar) 37 times and "Can I have something to eat" 6 times.
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