when your child wants to hand you something and you realize its a booger and they wipe it on your hand

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fALL SEVEN TIMES STAND UP EIGHT!

When you're out in public and people smile at you not stop, only to go home and notice your toddler has wiped their breakfast on your clothes and you've been unaware of it all day. Good times!

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"The best things in life are not things." ~Unknown
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you willingly take said booger, put it in the tissue that you just happen to have in your pocket and tilt the child's head up to look for more!

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MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY, MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP.
MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP.
MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS, MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE.
MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS!

when it's not uncommon to notice another 2-3 year old at the park and suddenly become very involved in a conversation about potty-training attempts with a complete stranger.

when they are squatting down for a pee in the middle of the park... oh well, at least she didn't do it in her pants.

When I get in the shower and realize I have several small stickers stuck to my leg.

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"Families are like fudge... mostly sweet with a few nuts."
~Unknown~

when you're sharing a bowl of froot loops for breakfast whether you want to or not.

When you're sharing EVERYTHING for EVERY meal, whether you want to or not!

When it's not a booger, but an inch worm or a cricket, or something else you've never found in your living room or bedrooms and don't know where it came from.

This one made me laugh for real out loud!

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Countdown Clocks

When during a very important meeting with your boss, he reaches over and asks "What is that in your hair?", just to realize it is about 10 Cheerios that ds threw at you on the drive to work.