I have 8 days left so humor me... lol

I should stay pregnant one more day BECAUSE:
- babies legs will actually get stronger from another day of cardio on my ribs

- I am saving the earth by not using disposible razors on my legs

- because I truly have not decided whether I like TUMS tropical flavor better than origonal

- Insomnia is going to make me rich one day, as all that is on at 4 am is informercials and by now I should really have an invention brewing in my head

- my dd can kiss my belly once more and laugh "I just kissed her lil butt!"

- Is Charmin with ridges better than Quilted Northern??!!

- I am still trying to find a way to bribe my hair to be this thick and shiny AFTER the baby is born

- Vogue saw me in the mall yesterday, and the new fashion trend for moms is a stained tent like shirt worn every other day... and they want ME on their cover ( good thing I am still wearing tent like shirt )

- I get to know what single moms feel like, as every stranger who looks at my belly then proceeds to look at my left hand with a tisk tisk ( not taking into account that my fingers are so swollen I cannot wear my wedding ring.... these people are over 75 as well )

- God is teaching me patience!

-More people need "good luck" by rubbing my belly

- my belly button is still deciding whether it wants to be an outie but is scared to go all the way

-So DH can remind me one more time that "after the baby is born we will not be able to have sex for a REALLY long time" bleh LOL

Sorry for my little rant!

Anyone else have some to add?? The joys of pregnancy!!

too cute!!

.....You get the good parking spots at the grocery store
....You get more doors held open for you by strangers
....You can refuse sex with the " i'm too uncomfortable" line
....You still get to use the "eating for 2" excuse
......Because you really enjoy having everyone calling and asking " Did you go into labor yet?" LOL

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"Go on, get outside, get the stink blown off ya!!"

There is only one store around here that has "Expecting Mothers" Parking. I wish more had it. It is really hard being pregnant with 2 toddlers.

I love the list though. I think you covered everything. I would only add something about Hemroids. I am not very creative though.

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Austin
Mom to 3 beautiful girls

that's a great post lol



the daughter 'kissing it's lil' butt' though is TOOOOOOOOOOO precious!

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Think big! Change the world! One A.R.K at a time.

B/c another day being pregnant is another day not dealing with leaking milk...
And those braxton hicks are such a fun guessing game--is it labor? is it not?
Just one more day to possibly change your mind about the baby's name.
It's definately easier to take walks now than it will after. (alot less baggage).

You don't have to worry about buying diapers for the baby yet
You have the EDD imprinted in your brain because you know a million people are going to ask you and sometimes the same people over and over again.
Strangers suddenly have a reason to talk to you, when normally they would have ignored you
People smile at you just because you are "fat".
You have an excuse to not have the house spic and span because "you are just too tired" and feel too big to do anything.
People are more sympathetic if you can't get to your misbehaving kid fast enough because you are slower than usual.

- You save money by not having to buy pads or tampons (I wish I was pregnant just so I didn't have to get my period!)
- You can use the excuse "it makes my back hurt when I pregnant" to get DH to do more cleaning around the house
- You can use the excuse "I'm nesting and I'm stressing out" to get DH to do more cleaning around the house
- Because everyone asks how you are doing - afterwards it will be all about the baby
- You can spend more time daydreaming about what the baby will look like

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Mom to Kaylee (10/2006)
Waiting on our second bundle of joy to arrive January 2009!

Not having to worry about birth control or if you are pregnant!

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Mom to Kaylee (10/2006)
Waiting on our second bundle of joy to arrive January 2009!