I got roped into it innocently
enough. I was out for lunch with a couple of my
girlfriends when the conversation shifted to a
triathlon they were training for. It was several
months off, but they were already in the middle of a
serious training schedule. “That sounds like a lot
of fun!” I enthusiastically said. “Was I interested
in doing it, too?” my hip friends asked. I was
interested in doing it. It had always been a dream
of mine to complete a triathlon, someday. I just
didn’t actually think I would do it. You see, I
don’t really swim. I know how to swim, but
it’s more in a way of survival than in any kind of
competitive form.
After a little bullying from my
well-intentioned friends, I found myself registering
for a triathlon that I was pretty sure I would cop
out of at the last minute. Still, I went shopping
for some hip goggles and a swim cap to complement my
swimsuit, fully aware of the fact that I had never
worn either one in my life and had no idea what I
was doing (how in the world does one make a swim cap
look hip?!).
A couple nights later my friends
called and invited me to the pool to practice for
the triathlon. I agreed it was probably a good idea
to get a couple laps under my belt before the tri in
eight weeks. I hadn’t actually swum a lap
since I was in college, but I’m pretty fit and
determined and figured I could wing it. So, after
spending five minutes trying to figure out how to
put on the swim cap and how to adjust the goggles, I
gingerly toed the water, and jumped in.
The good news is that I didn’t drown.
The bad news is that I spent a full two minutes
clinging to the edge of the pool catching my breath,
after one lap. I was going to have to take this
swimming a little more seriously if I was going to
survive the race.
For the next seven weeks I trained
like I was in the army. I ran and biked one day. Ran
and swam one day. Swam, biked, and ran. I worked
harder than I have for many years, all the while
trying to ignore the little voice in my head that
was insisting that I was going to drown on race day.
“Well, if I’m going to die, I’m at
least going to be hip about it,” I declared to my
husband as I pulled out my racing bra and racing
pants. It was the night before the race, and
secretly, we were both really proud of my pursuing
this dream. “Might as well give it the old college
try.”
And I did not cop out. I did not
drown. I did not die. I set a difficult goal, and I
accomplished it. And this hip mom has had an extra
spring in her step ever since crossing that finish
line.